Drunk is the only possible way I will be able to write this essay on Thomas Szasz’s The Myth of Mental Illness without losing my shit. It’s worth 50% of my final grade, and I have so many mixed feelings about it. Alcohol will clear my head, right?
Internet friends: I did not forget about you! I love you. All, individually and personally. In fact, I never told you this, but I have been mad crushin’ on you forevz. Wil u d8 me, chk y or n.
But I moved home for the summer, I’m working two serving jobs, and it’s been really fucking nice out…so my blogging will be sporadic at best. I can promise photos of small town adorableness and summertime adventures in the near future.
In the mean time, you’re looking so sexual today. Tell me about your day, baby?
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Tonight I managed to make a decent Manhattan. Adult alcoholism: feeling better about my drinking by making it fancy.
Nothing worse than a timebomb hangover…
Where you wake up at 8:00am the morning after your birthday party feeling refreshed and awesome, and then by 7:30pm you’re chugging green tea and refusing to get out of bed…ugh.
Originally Posted By tomorrowtomorrowtomorrow
This movie was, obviously, great. And, obviously, the styling was absolute eye candy. But what I keep thinking about today, other than wishing I could pull off a bob, is…where do I get gold tipped cigarettes like F. Scott has there?? Does anyone know? I would love some for special occasions.
Yeah, not smoking lasted like, a day.
(Source: tomorrowtomorrowtomorrow)
Life lessons with Emma:
If you’re prepping for a night of excessive drinking, put a few Tylenol in a little sandwich baggie, and keep them in your pillow case. That way, when you wake up too hungover to move, you can just grab your pillow-stash and pass back out. I’m an old person now, and anything more than 3 beers gives me a hangover.
Originally Posted By thatwasmeseducingyou
Mitchell and Webb, on the philosophy of slightly-less-than-two-drinks as the perfect constant state of semi-pissed being
This is how I live my life.
“I’ll let you in on one of the worlds greatest secrets: that everything mankind does is much much easier if you’re ever so slightly drunk”
Originally Posted By laughingsquid
Science Experiment of the Day: The newly unveiled 31oz Starbucks Trenta cup is capable of containing the contents of an entire bottle of wine. (via)
This knowledge will definitely come in handy this summer.
GAME CHANGER.
(via theprincessraveson)
Originally Posted By futuremilk
Party at my place tonight! I’m going to wear heels indoors and drink one million cans of vodka-Rockstar and then go dance like an idiot at some shitty ~club~. Because whatever, this week sucked/sucks.
(via snowce)
